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(FI)RDAUS EDEN, 16, ASEXUAL
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A happy kid, but the world changed me
Philosophical, analytical & judgmental
"Masculinity is just another common stereotype"
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    Monday, December 07, 2009
    Worst day ever _l_

    LIFE'S BIGGEST SCREWUP(S):


    Two weeks ago, I dropped my phone on the hard concrete and inflicted irrepairable damage, just when I desperately needed it to make important calls for my job interviews. Dad said I killed whatever I touched.
    In simple terms, no new phone for me. FML.

    Last week, in one of my last-ditch efforts to get a job, I wrote a rushed resume within half an hour and spam-sent it to the different employers. Attached to it was a picture of me.
    I just realized that the background showcased my messy room. FML.

    Today, on my way home from the gym, my mom called me and told me that some dude from Prologue @ ION Orchard called me about the job I've been longing for since a month ago.
    She remained silent and hung up the call with him. FML.

    When I returned home, I returned the call to them apologetically telling them I was still interested. The Supervisor sounded convincing and promised to call 15 minutes later.
    Its been 6 hours now. FML.

    I went around telling my friends that I got a job at Prologue @ ION when I haven't even received the green light nor went for any interviews. I'm trying to persuade myself that they will definitely hire me.
    It was just a moment of self-consolation. FML.

    I whined like a slut to this friend of mine through the phone for a good 30 minutes. Usually she would tolerate it and console me. I was blabbing shit for another few minutes.
    I hadn't realized that she silently hung up the call. FML.

    While spam-calling my friend to apologize for my behaviour, there was also an incoming call on the other line. I took a look at the caller ID and jumped with excitement.
    Then I dropped the phone and it went dysfunctional. FML.

    As I reassembled the phone's batteries and casing, I dialled the Prologue's Hotline. Pride suddenly made me a coward and I kept silent. Shortly thereafter I hung up.
    I had no balls to call back. FML.


    Today has got to be like, the worst day ever for me (!)
    Oh well, I guess I'd better continue resume-spamming new empoyers.
    And I shalt not be selfish, I get my job sources from http://www.jobscentral.com.sg/, where employers put up adverts looking for employees to boss around.
    I did my part. Sharing is caring.
    (hugs)


    p/s Prologue is one of Popular's new branches located in ION Orchard, and it caters to the interests of trendy and book-loving customers alike.

    p/s/s Even though workers only get paid $5 per hour and have to work on weekends as well from 12pm to 9pm, I'm still very desperate to get the job.

    p/s/s/s Honestly right now, I'm just drowning in self-pity.

    Ahhh well, back to the clipboard again.
    Prologue, struck off the list.



    Mega FML.
    Fiannino departed @ 8:15 PM