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    Thursday, December 31, 2009
    WARNING: Extremely lengthy post.

    It's a New Beginning, Year 2010.
    And as promised, I shall dedicate my statements to the people that have been close to me for all these 4 years (or perhaps less), I don't really care if you guys read them or not, I shall keep them as reference for myself and as enlightenment to others.
    (the words at the bottom in italics is an affiliated philosophy that you'll have to decipher yourself. i'm not going to mention what they really mean but rest assured that they're all positive things)


    - DEENA -
    We started off rough, and I may have disliked you at first. But you really ended up to be someone who's patient and tolerant of what people did to you no matter what the degree of injustice.
    Firstly I would like to thank you because out of everyone else, I guess you are the one who has pretty much made the most positive impact on me as an individual.
    You've taught me that kindness does pay off eventually, and to listen to both sides of a story before passing judgment on one side of the argument.
    Heck, most importantly, you've shown me that revenge is never a resolve to end past feuds and to love anyone and everyone regardless of their background, their past, their personality.
    I'm sincerely sorry for the events that took place last year (yes i've swallowed my pride to apologize to you for once), and even then you continued to maintain a good friendship with me.
    I truly admire your tolerance level, it is really as powerful as you claim it is.
    Plus, you've a really great listening ear. Seriously, if you could maybe work on your looks a little (don't become vain, just make yourself look better), all the guys and maybe some girls would drool over you. I swear!
    Surely, someone like you would make a lot of friends in life. But don't forget about me, ok?
    Be the change you want to see.


    - HIDAYAH -
    You're one hell of a tough cookie.
    Honestly, you're one of a kind. The odds of ever meeting a girl like you is one in a million, like seriously.
    Even though you constantly annoy me with your unpleasant shouting and bickering, ultimately it's your unique character that doesn't cease to amaze me. You've earned my respect.
    Thanks for standing up for me in my sticky situations (though some needlessly), and for opening up my tougher side. You've also awakened my self-confidence since I've met you and for that, I am always indebted.
    You've also taught me to be less judgmental and I've even made an effort to let go of past grudges.
    With your polished leadership qualities, I'm sure you will grow up to be an excellent modern-day, working-class Samsui woman.
    You're one of the friends I have that I definitely don't want to lose :)
    And I'm sorry if much of my negative influence has rubbed off on you, please try not to further pursue it.
    Along the journey of life, don't lose yourself.


    - SYAHIRAH -
    Much of my Secondary School life has pretty much been shared with you.
    I'm also sorry for being judgmental towards you during our first encounter, you've also turned out to be a worthy and loyal friend indeed!
    What I'll miss is hanging out and chatting after school, whoring around in Drama, going to the Mumbai Exchange Programme and doing random dumb shit.
    Like seriously, you're one of my most treasured friends. I was so touched when you bought me something(s) when you went to Malacca. Gosh, nobody has ever done that for me before (except my family lah, i'm not that pathetic obviously).
    It's alright, I'll definitely repay you back the favours you've done me! :)
    And although you grumble a lot, you'd still ultimately accomplish the given task anyways... LIKE ME! Hahaha. Grumble but still do.
    Patience is a virtue.


    - SHIDA -
    You're another one of the first few friends I made in Drama.
    A girl with a shy demeanor and a very much eroded self-esteem like me.
    Although initially disliked, you turned out to be a very approachable and understanding friend indeed. Thanks for listening to my problems and sharing yours as well in our times of need.
    You're also someone who's happy no matter what the situation is, and I really wish I could be like you about that.
    But really, if only you could improve on your punctuality, you'd be a really awesome friend I swear.
    Oh yes, and it has been 4 years and we still haven't done a duet cover together. Let's make one soon, aite?
    You are what you eat.


    - EVEPREET -
    We started off well, got a little rocky in the middle but it ended up with a happy ending, eh?
    I'll undoubtedly miss walking home with you from school twice (or thrice) every week.
    You're fun to hang around, a really great companion to be with and an excellent actress as well (all in one helluva kickass package)!
    Seriously, I envy how you're able to portray majority of any given roles with much confidence and precision, blending in your own elements in acting.
    On top of all that, you have an awesome singing voice, hitting the vocals nicely and with great skill. Let's face it, you're a multi-talent.
    You'd grow up to be one fine star (provided the given opportunity), I'll definitely pray hard for you that one day you will get discovered and rise to stardom.
    When you do, you'll have a faithful friend who'll always support you!
    Firm grounds breed conflict, and conflict breeds experience.


    - HIDHIR -
    Drama's resident stoner,
    I'll definitely miss your Britney (or not).
    Sharing the same hatred for fucked Mr Tan Woon Wee,
    One thing I will miss about you is to provoke you randomly and watch you scream in agony. Okay not literally lah. But you know what I mean.
    You know what I like about you? You have pretty much the same level of tolerance as Deena. And you're also very artistic. A true D&T student in the making!
    On top of all that, you're also really well-reserved and calm. Heck, I never knew you had such monstrous strength! I was totally taken aback when I was beat over by you in arm-wrestling. For a small dude you're actually very strong, bro.
    Next time we team up and beat up that (se)Tan-fucker ah! :D
    ...Oh, and if you ever need any ass-istance in D&T or anything for that matter, I'm just a call away!
    Do not underestimate a warrior's strength.


    - ANSON -
    Determination.
    When you put your heart into something, you'd eventually get really good at it. That's what I've noticed. And you've justified this time and time again. I admire that.
    Use that to your advantage, improve yourself as a person and I'm sure you will emerge successful in life.
    I'm gonna miss raping you in school, during Drama, (strip)teasing you and playing GC till late at night with you.
    It seemed like we started off rough, I'm also sorry for bullying you back in the old days (did i?) like you claimed, but the past is the past and what matters is that we're cool now.
    Don't bother about what others say about you, just be happy (and don't annoy the people around you of course) and you'd be one friend magnet.
    Determination is the seed to bear the fruit of success.


    - ASHRAF -
    This dude, my splitting image.
    He's really nice and fun to hang around. Although you're not technically part of Drama, you've become very close to us and you're our "unofficial" member!
    Really, you've got a great listening ear with a powerful vocal talent to go with it and I never thought I'd find anyone who'd be so similar to me (minus the work-hard attitude).
    You're the younger but more capable version of me and I'm sure that when you develop your passion, you'll definitely surpass me and all the chicks would go Gaga over you! You can bet on it.
    And he's one living, breathing example of straight queer! So to all of you heterofucks, go choke on a dick baybeh!
    p/s fuck nazrene who rejected you when you wanted to join drama.
    Boys wanna be you, girls wanna be friends with you.


    - WEI SZE -
    Bro, you've really got tolerance too! I mean, if I were in your shoes, I might have already drifted away. But you, you made me really think twice about things.
    You're like, a soloist person in Drama, and I really admire how you can cope with that.
    Truthfully, I think you're a nice and thoughtful person despite being cloaked in that awfully silent facade. Really, you should tap into your wild side and unleash the fury within!
    I'm sorry if I (or we, rather) have ever ostracized you from anything during Drama. It's not that we meant to do it, but rather there's no basis for conversations. You also have to learn to be more participative during activities okay? :)
    And even if you didn't get a role in the SYF, I felt really bad about it; you still participated actively and gave your full support. Now really, that is something I respect you about.
    I'm sure that if you improve more of your group social skills (you're great as an individual) and self-esteem, you'd be one guy not to be reckoned with. Absolutely!
    The greatest gift in life is the gift of friendship.


    - NAZIA -
    You stuck with me in Drama back when I was still the loser, when I was constantly bullied and guided me through when I was in depression and wanted to quit.
    Seriously, you're someone who's fun to hang around and can relate to anything about.
    And you're way different from the other people that belong to your tier. In fact, I never thought you actually were from the Technical stream! (no offence to the technical students)
    Really, you look so intelligible and to some degree you know quite a lot of things I don't. I'm sure that you're the kind that stands out of the crowd in ITE (yet again, no offence to ite students).
    I also absolutely admire your drawing skills, I'm sure you'll become a great interior designer. After that, do design my home for FREE, ok? :D
    Passion is the key to success.


    - AMIRAH -
    Yo bitch! You're like, the coolest senior ever. Although we all started off on the hostile end, you really ended up to be a fun person after all!
    Really, I don't regret having to swallow all that hatred and start over anew with you.
    I absolutely adore your fashion sense and the random jokes you'd always make. Not to mention, you've got superb linguistic skills. I like!
    You totally revolutionized the Hoehood. I'm sure one day you'll find your dream guy because believe it or not, you've got everything a guy would want in his near-perfect dream girl!
    Except for the incest part ah (her cousin's girlfriend is my cousin, so our orgies have been incestuous all this while hahaha).
    Although I've never seen you act on your maximum potential, I have absolutely no doubt that you are a very experienced actress. Loving you always!
    True friends accept you for who you are.


    - JONATHAN -
    Smart-ass senior. Thus far the only one from your batch (and also possibly compared to ours) to enroll in a JC. So you're always busy and don't stop by to visit much. Bitch.
    Just kidding! ^^\/
    Always laid-back, you'd sure make a pretty great friend to have around.
    I don't really know much about you, but I sure know enough to say that you're really nice. One of the awesomest, funnest non-homophobic heterosexuals I've met.
    Plus you kinda saved my ass in the 'O' levels when you actually helped me out with my Chemistry homework (whatever you said that day remained in my head for a longgggg time).
    So for that, I thank you. And if I get a good grade for my Science, I'll buy you lunch ok? ;)
    Seriously, I'm sure a lot of girls so dig you right now right? Hahaha.
    Love is limitless, not bound by restriction.


    - FITRI -
    You've unleashed the wild child in me, seriously if not for you, I would not have come out as "Horny Fifi who dares to twist and defy the rules to his liking."
    I want you to know that although the others may have hated you back then, I still loved you but was simply blinded by my friends' influence.
    I understand why they might have disliked you but I am really sorry because all the while, you had been a really great friend to me.
    And no, I don't believe you have become a minahrep or whatever you so-call it. I still believe that deep inside, there still remains that portion of you as that fun-loving, carefree Fitri Nabilah.
    Even though we've not been in contact for almost two years now, know that a part of you will always remain in my heart to carry to the grave.
    Change is inevitable.


    - SHIQA -
    Pretty much the same as Fitri,
    thanks for sticking up for me back when your nasty friends provoked me.
    I know you're probably not reading this but I will admit that I did have a tiny crush on you back then. You're a really loyal and faithful friend, you are also very generous and wouldn't mind lending anyone cash when they need it badly.
    Plus you're really pleasant to chat around with!
    You're not like those other minahs out there (in my opinion), you're just influenced by their antics and pulled into their clique circles.
    Otherwise, you'd make a really awesome companion to have around, like honestly!
    Influence is not by force, but merely a choice.


    - SYAFIQAH -
    Its been a long time since I've seen you, everyone says you've changed for the better.
    I'm really happy to hear that, I guess. All this while, you've been a great friend too, minus the frequent PMS outbursts but overall you're someone who has a strong sense of loyalty.
    I will certainly not forget the good deeds you've done for me, and obviously even our memories, as faded as they are, will always stay with me.
    Seriously, I miss the "lepak" times with you, Fitri, Shiqa, Shida, Hidayah, Deena and Irah.
    Especially sliding in the water during heavy rainfall in public and committing publicity stunts at the void deck and being raided by the police. Hahahah, good times.
    Everybody deserves a second chance.


    To 1E5 and 2E5,
    thanks for the really fun times we've shared together.
    Really, if I could rewind back to time, I would very much like to be back in those days where we'd still be young and naive, immature, causing trouble and bullying teachers we don't like.
    Oh, and being bitchy and a tease as a plus for me.
    Of course, I will also miss dancing with the Multi-Teens (horrible name, who made it?) and teaming up with everyone against Tan Woon Wee.
    Gosh, where have the years gone? It seemed like just yesterday we had formed the dance group and danced pathetically to now-loserish songs.
    But we all know that it's always the fun and joy we share that matters!
    (and tan woon wee, i will get my revenge. sooner or later, i will make sure you dread living. i will make sure that you will never dare walk upon the face of this earth in my presence ever again)
    ...Contradictory to the abovementioned statement about letting go of past grudges, he's the one that I really cannot forgive and would like to take down.


    To 3E5,
    FUCK YOU.


    To 4E5,
    I never thought that all of us would really get along well and cause a lot of mayhem (not as bad as 3E5 but a much more positive deviant of course).
    Honestly, I thought I'd suffer another year of hell in 2009 but all of you sure have proven me wrong!
    We sure had fun during the carwash, the Motivational Workshop, the class activities and wow, you've all taught me not to be so judgmental just because a person looks "like that".
    You've all opened up my heart to meeting new kinds of people and giving second chances.
    Thus far, I do not regret not transferring to another school; or else I would've missed out on all the fun times that all of us had shared together!
    For that, I thank you. Love you 4E5.


    AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...





    To my beloved Drama Club,
    thanks for the awesome moments we shared together through all these years!
    It has been a good platform to de-stress after a hard day's work, all while having fun, bonding together and gaining experience as actors!
    Hell, we didn't need that Tak Guna Cendawan Lucah Trainer (Useless Porno Mushroom Trainer) to train us, we made it through SYF ourselves and achieved a Bronze. That's quite a feat.
    (and you know that it still wasn't our 100%, we could do much much better period)
    Those I have not mentioned, know that I still love all of you tits to bits.
    I spent a really long time writing those individual dedications. My other juniors, you still have a place in my heart and every one of you is also special to me, okay? :)
    No matter what happens, we will always be The Drama Club!


    Now as we all take a step forward and further descend into the uncertain future, let us all make this journey through life together, united and undivided.
    Friends forever.
    @->--
    Fiannino departed @ 11:38 PM

    Hoes United.

    Drama Club Annual BBQ was yesterday, I'm posting today on behalf.
    Overall, it was pretty fun. Did plenty of camwhoring.
    Although things didn't really work out as planned, what truly mattered was that every one of us had experienced some degree of fun, right? :)


    I'm definitely going to miss everyone so much! My juniors, my hoes, all the 4 years we've all spent together in Greenview Secondary School.
    Honestly, it seemed like just yesterday we'd entered GVSS and had just known each other.
    Don't you think that all these years have gone by... so fast?
    Thanks to everyone for making my stay so memorable. I love you guys to the core, and we'll forever be The Drama Hoes. One hoehood, united and undivided.
    Like seriously, back then I couldn't survive a week without Drama. I nearly died during the 'O' levels period because I was deprived of my hoes. It was cruel torture.


    But never mind about that, I shall elaborate more on the next upcoming post instead.
    Do keep a lookout aite? I'm dedicating my statements to every one of my hoes out there, so y'all better listen up real good.
    Till then, let the pictures do the talking:


    The Pre-pre-Mass Orgy session.

    CHECKLIST INVENTORY! Handwriting nice right? ;)

    Slacking while the others set up lol.

    Sluts in a tent. 'Cum' on in.

    Tired, messaging. The winds were strong.

    Awaludin-babylove is so cute sia!

    My favourite juniors: I luv them so much ok!

    HAHAHAHA FAIL ATTEMPT.

    Us playing 'Dares' while killing off the time


    (pictures courtesy of suelynn and hidhir)
    More in Facebook, I picked the nicer ones to put up here.
    And yes I know I have put on weight lately, no comments please. Hahaha :o
    I'm really sorry if any of you weren't contented with everything there, I should have planned things earlier and much more effectively.
    I guess that next time I'll do just that. And make sure everyone pays up. As for now, I'll just keep mum about it >.>
    Nevertheless, I hope you all had fun today.




    I'm too lazy to elaborate on what happened throughout the day (because a lot of things happened, both pleasant and unpleasant) and I doubt it would even be of interest to any one of you lol.
    So I'll just keep it between me and whoever was present on that day.

    Besides, I'm sure there's some of you who own blogs and would like to enlighten the rest about what happened during the course of the BBQ. Read theirs instead :D
    To everyone: the videos I took with my videocam need to be transferred through my dad's computer, and knowing the dirty shit we did in there it might take a little longer for me to bypass his attention and upload it here.
    Sorry for the inconvenience caused.






    But I promise, you will all get to see my Banana Blowjob video okay? HAHAHAHAH loves.
    Fiannino departed @ 8:44 PM

    Friday, December 25, 2009
    A Boring Christmas indeed.

    Judgmentalism.
    Maybe it's in my nature to be very judgmental towards people. It's always based on first impressions and what we see from the naked eye.
    Perhaps that is the main underlying reason why I have such an eroded self-esteem.
    I am afraid of what people would think of me as much as how I am mentally judgmental towards people (hence many negative things will circulate in my head as i glare at a particular person, questioning his/her background, personality, behavior, etc.)
    Yes, and I will admit that I am in fact afraid of what people think of me even though they do not physically or verbally express their disregard. It's always about a flaw in your aspects as a person that could potentially displease someone, something I dislike.
    So to put it simply, I fear my own kind.


    It's not perfectionism, nobody who walks on the face of this planet could possibly attain such a great feat. It is, in fact, more of a matter of social decency, of acceptance as an individual.
    If one person is not happy with you about something, then there is also a possibility that many others also hold problems with what you are like.
    For instance, I cannot stand people who smoke in my vicinity, or people who delay the disembarking time on an escalator, or people who are so inconsiderate, rude and indecent in public (and the list goes on and on). And I sure am absolute that I'm not the ONLY one.
    So with all that, I'll make the effort to change. And this change is NOT merely because I want to please people, it also brings a sense of confidence and acceptance in myself. So I would also be pleased with it. It's a win-win situation.
    It's not an act whereby I try to put everything together and please everyone I know, but it also improves my social skills and presentability. So basically if I know I couldn't possibly please EVERYONE around me, might as well I go for second best and try to get the favour of many.


    Right now, I seek to not make any more enemies but just remain at friendly terms with everyone.
    Even now, I hold my past enemies to a certain degree of respect no matter what horrible crime or injustice they've committed towards me or my loved ones in the past.
    (of course, this still comes with the exception of certain individuals who have absolutely no remorse or regret towards what they had done previously)
    For some reason, I feel a sense of calmness and peace that I have at last reconciled and gotten back on good terms with some of them. Though the rest may still continue to walk this Earth in constant rejection, I'll still try my best I can to settle matters.
    I know some of you here might think, "Oh pathetic" or "Are you for real?". Well for starters, I've made far more friends than enemies now. As compared to the past, where I had more enemies instead. That's an improvement somewhat.


    It's just that... it is difficult to live under the shadow of social rejection.
    Something I cannot accept easily -- social rejection.
    A strange but powerful feeling drawing me towards forging stronger ties with the ones I love and respect, and to rekindle the flames of friendship towards those that I don't. The world already faces alarming levels of hostility and I do not seek to contribute to it further.
    Since the world is already in such an apocalyptic state (as they say), what good is there ending your final moments knowing that there still exists a fragment of humanity that does not accept you as you are?
    Surely, we cannot please everyone in this world. Even great people have haters. Divine entities. Seperate beliefs and contradictory philosophies only fuel the tension between people.
    But it's always much better to have a higher friend count than for enemies. Catch my drift? ;)


    And just because I said that, doesn't mean that I believe in the 2012 phenomenon predictions.
    Personally, I think that we should just continue to live life and let things happen on its own accord. Whatever happens, happens.
    Seriously, unless this doomsday phenomenon is possibly man-made (Large Hadron Collider -.-) then there's nothing we can do about it really.
    Do all you have left in this world, make amends, and finally move on.
    NOTE: This isn't an atheistic view of life. Please don't be offended.
    So um I guess I'm going to end my boring post here.
    Oh, and Merry Christmas everyone (!)
    From Santa Clits and his hoe hoe hoe <3
    Fiannino departed @ 11:19 PM

    Friday, December 18, 2009
    I AM ANGRY!

    Is there a rulebook for being straight? I don't think so.
    You 'manly' men think you're so dominant on the face of this Earth.
    What, all 'men' are expected to act in a certain fixed manner? "Can only do this, cannot do that".
    In MY opinion, life doesn't follow a certain format. But rather, how a person chooses to live his life is his own doing, and he is held solely responsible for it.
    What's wrong with not following the common herd of sheep?


    Let me tell all of you assholes something:
    your definition of a 'real man' is nothing but a despicable load of bull (!)
    Barbaric men who favour conflicts and violence, engage in lustful relationships, feast on the modesty of women and live life without a true meaning -- simply by pleasing themselves through such inhumane methods.
    Is that where the man's natural pride lies?
    If that is, then I refuse to ever assert myself as a man.


    So what if I've got a girl's eyes, a girl's ass and a girl's personality?
    What am I? An impure breed of male? What do you take me for?
    If I'm what you call "bapok", then let me ask you why do YOU shake your ass when you walk, why do you wave your fingers all the time, why you talk in a medium-pitched voice also?
    DON'T ALL THOSE THINGS MAKE YOU A BAPOK TOO?
    You'd better watch your fucking mouths, mother-fs, because I'll be the one laughing when your own children end up as shemales.
    That's only fair for someone who goes around accusing other people about things like that.
    'Men' nowadays are so thick-headed, always in denial of the obvious truth and thinking they're always right. Dude. In life, sometimes you've just got to admit loss.
    Do you think you're SO STRAIGHT? Hahaha, wit is so amusing.


    So what? You think that by condemning, accusing, humiliating and discriminating our kind you're really making the world more straighter?
    Well let me tell you something, you self-righteous, PURE-heterosexual fucks, IT DOESN'T.
    Sorry bros, with that attitude of yours, it will further breed a world of hatred and perhaps even more cases like these.
    If you treat homos (and those trying to change) like this, you're just making the situation much much worse than it already is.
    Seriously, just live in peace already. We've got enough violence in this world and obviously have no space for any more.


    You think you guys are so manly?
    Especially you heretic "Muslims". Didn't our religion teach us about respect?
    People can change. And it's not up to you to decide it. They embrace their own individual paths by choice. The rest is up to the will of God the Almighty.
    Don't butt in assuming things and doing things of your own accord that you think would do justice in this world. It's not.
    (there are 'gays' who embrace the path out of rebellion and to achieve a sense of acceptance thanks to all you heterofucks)


    For fuck's sake, let me narrow down the meaning of "bapok"?
    You unintelligible jerks have obviously no clue of the words you're saying and continue to live under the misperception of the meaning of that word.
    Let me explain it to all of you stupid heterosexual fucks out there OKAY?

    BAPOK - Transvestite.
    GAY - Person who is attracted to the opposite gender.
    PONDAN/AH GUA - Male with female traits.

    Am I a transvestite? No right. Neither am I gay. You call me pondan/ah gua/softie, as long as it's not in an intimidating manner, I don't mind.
    But don't call me that like it's a disease you need to eradicate from the face of this planet.
    Because the only diseases that need to be eradicated in this world are the hypocrites, the self-righteous, the selfish and the overly-ambitious.
    Menaces like the heterosexual homophobes obviously have issues with knowing about love. Superiority complex, perhaps?
    It's just like Hitler turning Germany against one common enemy -- the Jews. Are the 'rightful' heteros going to do the same; to unite everyone against the homos and the accused?
    Go to hell.
    Most fuckers only do this to feel superior to something because they've been losers all their lives and have never experienced such a moment of greatness. How pathetic.


    Aku basuh mulut kau dengan air mani ah sial.
    Jaga mulut kau baik-baik.
    Kau pikir aku coward pe nak lawan balik?
    Pukimak, nak gaduh mari one-on-one ah sia. Takmo kecut panggil orang.
    Nak panggil orang gi sembelih tu konek kau.
    Kalau betul-betul berani then act like a man la.
    I didn't know men were cowards who'd call on their 'members' to settle feuds.
    So disgraceful lor.


    The common "man's" interpretation of "bapok":

    You act.
    You sing.
    You cook.
    You dance.

    You cry easily.
    You don't do sports.
    You're always alone.
    You don't fancy soccer.
    You're a little too friendly.
    You talk in slang sometimes.
    You're friends with many girls.
    You've never been seen topless.
    Your only guy friends are losers.
    You're always silent around guys.

    You look like a girl in your photos.
    You've got a really distinctive walk.
    Your body language speaks for itself.
    You don't favour violence as a resolve.
    You wear clothes that no one else wears.
    You're very open about your inner feelings.
    You always fancy a day out with your mom.
    You favour talking in a medium-high pitched voice.
    Your other guy friends are also either gay or softies.

    You are/were a fan of Justin Bieber/The Jonas Brothers.


    Gaydar is another thing, you heterofucks think you have it and that yours is oh-so reliable and accurate.
    Well guess what! Obviously I've been there and done that so I'd have one as well. 28-strong now (and counting), how about yours?
    It takes on to know one, they say.
    Even when I do use my gaydar, I'll just be like "I think he's gay. Heheheh." and I won't add in an extra "EEEEEEEEW" or "GROSSSSSSSSSSZ".
    Honestly, it's not a choice to be gay. Further research suggests that 80% of cases are natural.
    Can't really blame God for making us that way, can't you?


    Even though I was/am like this, I still know what's right.
    I know that in the end, I shall have to get married to a girl and raise a family.
    I know that having sex outside of marriage is a bad thing. It's against all religions, and even carries potential health risks (STDs). Those who do it are responsible for their own actions.
    Sheesh, you're all drilling common sense into our heads. We ain't stupid.
    I'm making my own fucking choices. Who the fuck are all of you to try to make the decisions for me? I shall atone for my own sins, I shall be the one to answer for my own actions.
    And where will the rest of you be? Being pissed on the grave by some stray dog.
    You heterofucks are probably just jealous that our kind can pick up chicks easier than you can.
    Call me the 'enemy of God', when I'm trying to make an effort here. And you assert yourself as Muslims. Really, is that what we all are becoming?


    In Iran, men are also placed under criminal charges for being 'too effeminate', and there are also possibilities of a death sentence. Yet have they justified such claims?
    From what I know, there is nothing wrong with loving another person of the same sex, just as long as both parties do not commit adultery (engage in sexual activities).
    I don't get the harm in loving, seriously.
    So what, in all your years of friendship, you've never loved your best friend? So what are you saying, that friendship can flourish without love? Yeah, in your own world perhaps. Not here.


    Don't get me wrong, Islam is a religion that holds all life sacred, and we are all taught to love one another (even those outside of the religion).
    So those assholes that you see on TV who claim they're Islam and dropping bombs around other innocent non-Muslim populated communities are nothing but a bunch of extremists who exaggerate and twist the words written in the Holy Quran.
    They're not Muslims, they're heretics who seek to push the world into another Jihad (a holy war between the different religious factions, also known as a crusade in christian terms).


    But here's the real deal:
    I'm not pro-homo anti-hetero (neither am i the other way round), I'm just voicing out my frustrations to the people blinded by the reality of it all.
    Like seriously, get a newsflash.
    Cooking isn't a man thing, but the greatest chefs in the world are men. The irony?
    So once again, I don't mean to offend you heteros who've all this while been awesome friends but the rest of them are just jerks who deserve a clear spanking. A garbage in need of disposal.
    (:


    On a random note,
    Research over the years show that women who have a high intake of soybean during pregnancy may end up having children with additional female hormones.
    (meaning either really girly daughters or effeminate sons)
    So sugar daddies, if you don't want your kids to end up like me, make your wives drink less soybean. Whereas if you want kids who are like me, make them drink A LOT of soybean.
    Hahaha. I'm just kidding.
    ;)


    I've made my stand. Justified it. Any objections?


    p/s i am still a-sexual bitchzx.
    p/s/s despite the controversies raised by this post, i am still firm on my stand.
    Fiannino departed @ 10:41 PM

    Thursday, December 17, 2009
    TWEET TWEET BEEEEEEEP!

    Sorry for the lack of updates lately,
    the holidays have been very cruel to me.
    Who would've thought that things would turn out this boring during the holidays? Argh.


    On the plus side, I got myself a brand new...
    UKULELE (!)
    (for those of you who don't know what it is, it's a miniature version of an acoustic guitar with only four strings, and is the recommended beginner's instrument)
    Yeah so don't ask why I did it was so cute that I HAD to have it.
    That AND um, it's something for me to entertain myself with at home.
    But mostly because it's effing cute lor -spaz spaz spaz-

    I'm probably gonna piss everyone off with what I'm going to say but,
    the first song I learnt on the ukulele is Miley Cyrus's Party in the USA!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's so uber annoying, I'mma piss everyone off by playing it.
    But you gotta admit, for a brat she makes pretty good music sometimes
    :o


    Anyways, I've pretty much got all the details for the upcoming Drama BBQ ready.
    I know y'all hores read my blog more than the Drama blog right.
    So I might as well post the details here as well -
    What: (un)Official GV Drama Club Annual BBQ
    When: Wednesday, 30th December 2009 from 2pm to 10pm
    Where: Pasir Ris Park, Pit No. 9 (most probably. if not, then somewhere nearby)
    How: Outside Escape Theme Park, there is a gate to the left, just keep walking straight and there are the pits.
    Who: Drama clits (clique), close acquaintances, teachers.
    Why: Reunion, catching up, bonding time, yada yada.
    Fee: $10 per person (to be paid to me during the mass meetup next week)


    WHOEVER DOESN'T CUM,
    I WILL MAKE SURE YOU GET FINGERED BY SHANNA.
    AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.
    Teach you a lesson 'bout messin' with us hoesz.
    So do cum, okay? I'm not forcing you. ;)


    And yes, I will need everyone who owns a camera to bring them, and whoever has a speaker (to blast out music) to please bring it along too.
    We'll need all the pictures and all the music we can get.
    We're gonna party so hard till everyone has multiple orgasms mannnzxcv.
    Don't care you boy or girl, we're gonna rock the park so hardddddddddddddddd.
    Oh yes, and the highlight of the BBQ is: I've got a few... interesting activities lined up for all of us, and you wouldn't want to waste missing out on all the fun and action!


    Ah and before I forget,
    good luck to all the 'N' level students retrieving their results tomorrow!
    (i'm gonna be a busybody and attend the result ceremony heheheheh seriousz)


    p/s, I'm sorry for today's post, I'm just very high right now. I fanboyed a lot today.
    Fiannino departed @ 11:10 PM

    Tuesday, December 15, 2009
    Bad Bromance.

    You know what (?)
    I was at my blog earlier in the day and when my mom came into the room,
    WE TOTALLY DID NOT REALIZE SOMETHING EVEN THOUGH IT WAS SO OBVIOUS:
    there was still the screenshot of that sexposed horny pedoe there.
    Luckily, she did not look at the screen properly, take a good look!
    ...or I would've been mega-screwed already. Hahahaha.


    Holidays have been such a turn-off.
    My godmother called and asked if I wanted to work with her colleague, but the commitment is only for three weeks. Maybe I should've accepted it.
    Even though it's only for three weeks.
    Oh well, I'll just have to continue searching then.
    ;)
    Fiannino departed @ 11:28 PM

    Friday, December 11, 2009
    Flaws and Weaknesses.

    (censored for privacy purposes, though click photo to enlarge)

    Never be on the giving end.
    Especially when you're the kind who pisses the other party off at the same time.
    I hope you've learnt your lesson now, my little predator.
    Just so you know, I'm a hardcore anti-paedophile.
    Think twice before you prey on the new-generation pedophees.
    ;)
    And for fuck's sake, stop taking me for a gay/bi without solid proof.
    I don't get turned on by your dick.
    Fiannino departed @ 11:20 PM

    Wednesday, December 09, 2009
    Influence.

    It's a powerful thing.
    One may just initiate change within a matter of seconds, minutes, hours, days.
    An instant change, usually uncalled for.
    Some may be positive, but mostly negative.
    It all depends on the field of influence the subject is exposed to.
    People do succumb to this phenomenon. Friends, lovers, enemies. And they turn out differently.
    Most of the time, change that results in conflict and strains in relationship between these people. Bonds are broken, hearts are shattered and friendships are tested.


    Have I fallen prey to influence? We all have. It's humanly.
    Many have I spectated succumbed to change. Influence shifts existence into a different form, causing a major disruption upon impact.
    Recovery time is minimal; which explains why this impact becomes very significant.
    As close friends/observers, we can instinctually sense a disturbance in the atmospheric quality.
    To me? Change due to influence is fine and acceptable as long as the influenced do not lose themselves and forget who they really are.
    Point taken: Don't let influence change you into something you're not.


    ...and that was what I was made to realize by the man in my dream.
    It was a very discreet and momentary dream, a pause to the nightmare that had apparently haunted half of my restless night before proceeding on the much 'anticipated' sequel.
    In a sense, you could say that was some sort of vision.
    I tried to interpret it the closest possible way I could, and that is what is written above.
    Conveyed by the wise sage that resided within the deepest depths of my dreams. Although it had previously claimed to be a monument representative of my every sin (which was, in fact, titanic in appearance), and also many other different forms, I know deep down inside that it was all the doing of one entity. Who knows?


    It could also possibly be God reaching out to me and passing over his wisdom through adopting several other physical forms and appearing in my dreams.
    I know what all of you are thinking: I'm probably bullshitting about getting sagely dreams.
    Sadly no, this happens to be the seventh time (as far as i can remember) I had this sort of dream. Where there is nothing but me, another unidentified wise being, talking, in the infinite abyss.
    Like, an inner self-confession time.


    After the pause in that infinite black abyss, the nightmare continued and faded back in.
    Like a horror screenplay being broadcasted on TV with the random adverts in-between.
    That's one thing I like about my dreams. My ideas and thoughts mostly flourish from dreams. And each of my dreams always carry some sort of significance or a strong implication of a capable drama play (hence the syf script heheh).
    Somehow, I was relieved to have gone through that dream.
    It made me realize things and gain experience.


    ...


    And in that nightmare, I was consistently running away from a high-profile paedophile rapist while at the same time, devising a plan to kill him.
    I was one of the kids being illegally trafficked and sold into slavery.
    So I led a rebellion against the organization with a few comrades (co-slaves).
    The world seemed like a scary place. Endless bloodshed, lives were lost, many were unhappy. Suffering was everywhere. Conflicts were imminent. The state of the world was apocalyptic.
    My heart goes out to the children subjected to such a fate in reality.
    Honestly I don't remember what happened at the end, people tend to forget. The first thing I did when I woke up was to recall every fragment of that little discussion time with the unidentified Sage.


    I'd better end here for now, I need to continue writing the script for my portfolio.
    Till then.


    p/s To all the paedophiles,
    FUCK YOU _l_
    Fiannino departed @ 11:46 PM

    Tuesday, December 08, 2009
    Say that you love me.

    Memories of GVSS, 2006 - 2009.


    I was really bored for the day so I made this video in Windows Movie Maker.
    And I just slotted almost every photo I had in there.
    I know this is also a little too late to be posting up farewell videos and etc. but the idea suddenly phased through me and I also just realized that I haven't really done any so far. So this video's actually also for my own self-reference.
    :)
    WARNING: Massive major unglam shots.
    Most of the pictures were taken during the Unglam Generation;
    back when I was influenced by the 'happening' mat trends and apparels.
    And back when my hair still sucked ballszx.


    Yeah, you can't live in denial of your past.
    No matter how horrible it is. That's the sad part :(


    Today's gonna be a short one, I'm all drained out.
    Much luv, Eden jobless.
    xoxo
    Fiannino departed @ 11:24 PM

    Monday, December 07, 2009
    Extreme aggravation.

    If there's one thing I really hate...
    It's friends who suck at prioritizing their own friends.


    Piss on the graves of those who use their friends as spare tyres.
    What do you think I am? Something extra you just dump in the corner when you're with your other friends and someone whom you'd re-retrieve after you're not in good terms with them?
    Do you think I'd really allow you to degrade me to such a despicable level again and again?
    Oh please. I would rather be friends with a faithful notorious criminal than to be friends with an unfaithful goody two-shoes like you.

    Faith is a vital key to a successful relationship.

    Sorry to say, ours used to be. But now, it's nothing but a torn battlefield.
    And no, I'm not being melodramatic, I speak the definite truth. Look at how far your unfaithfulness has gotten us.
    To the extent where I'm even lashing out my anger openly here.
    That's sad. So so sad.
    Boo hoo.


    I'm not being a hypocrite.
    Everyone experiences this in their lives several times.
    I'll be honest that I may do it sometimes, but I would feel really horrible about it and try to make up for it with something. I won't make it too obvious with the making up part, but at least something that shows how much I appreciate them at least.
    But you...? Not even the slightest bit of guilt nor even a spare thought.
    Do you think you're that beyond cool? I don't think so. I'm not dying to be your friend or whatever shiz. I've got much cooler company to mix with than a nitwit like you.
    I'm just going with the flow. You wanna be friends? So be it. Don't wanna be friends? So be it.
    But don't ever dare you put me in that disgusting position.


    And when finally, you're back together with them all over again, you neglect my existence.
    When you are back in good terms with those bunch of buffoons, it's like I've never existed, never born into this world and had never even met you in your eyes.
    Do you think you're the only human being who can perceive emotions? That the world revolves only around you and your friends? Yeah, you wish.
    Even if you were my best friend for a lifetime, I would still have left you and instantly severed our ties if you ever dared show your unfaithfulness to me.
    What am I to you exactly, I want to know?

    "Where were YOU when I needed you?"
    ...And you dare to even raise this question.
    Let me ask you then, have you ever thought about otherwise?
    Yes. I'm the kind of person who keeps things bottled up only to release everything in one devastating blow when I'm really really angry.
    Plus I think the proper term should be "where were you when I wanted to use you?". There, it sounds much more appropriate for your case.
    Don't you agree?
    :D

    Apologies were meant to be said straight to the face.
    Don't cower behind the screen and quote some cliche line of apology thinking I'd fall for it, or some hopeless painstakingly decorated letter that you hope would touch my heart after reading. I don't.
    Capiche?
    Especially when you've used it time and time again. The effect is minimal now.
    Most of all, it's your behavior that disgusts me.
    Who would've thought that you'd be influenced into their crazy antics? I'm really disappointed in you, of all people. And to think that I thought better of you.
    I guess I was wrong all these years, eh "friend"?
    ;)


    Yes, I know you're reading this.
    And I know that you know who you are.
    Watch your mouth.
    Fiannino departed @ 11:28 PM

    Worst day ever _l_

    LIFE'S BIGGEST SCREWUP(S):


    Two weeks ago, I dropped my phone on the hard concrete and inflicted irrepairable damage, just when I desperately needed it to make important calls for my job interviews. Dad said I killed whatever I touched.
    In simple terms, no new phone for me. FML.

    Last week, in one of my last-ditch efforts to get a job, I wrote a rushed resume within half an hour and spam-sent it to the different employers. Attached to it was a picture of me.
    I just realized that the background showcased my messy room. FML.

    Today, on my way home from the gym, my mom called me and told me that some dude from Prologue @ ION Orchard called me about the job I've been longing for since a month ago.
    She remained silent and hung up the call with him. FML.

    When I returned home, I returned the call to them apologetically telling them I was still interested. The Supervisor sounded convincing and promised to call 15 minutes later.
    Its been 6 hours now. FML.

    I went around telling my friends that I got a job at Prologue @ ION when I haven't even received the green light nor went for any interviews. I'm trying to persuade myself that they will definitely hire me.
    It was just a moment of self-consolation. FML.

    I whined like a slut to this friend of mine through the phone for a good 30 minutes. Usually she would tolerate it and console me. I was blabbing shit for another few minutes.
    I hadn't realized that she silently hung up the call. FML.

    While spam-calling my friend to apologize for my behaviour, there was also an incoming call on the other line. I took a look at the caller ID and jumped with excitement.
    Then I dropped the phone and it went dysfunctional. FML.

    As I reassembled the phone's batteries and casing, I dialled the Prologue's Hotline. Pride suddenly made me a coward and I kept silent. Shortly thereafter I hung up.
    I had no balls to call back. FML.


    Today has got to be like, the worst day ever for me (!)
    Oh well, I guess I'd better continue resume-spamming new empoyers.
    And I shalt not be selfish, I get my job sources from http://www.jobscentral.com.sg/, where employers put up adverts looking for employees to boss around.
    I did my part. Sharing is caring.
    (hugs)


    p/s Prologue is one of Popular's new branches located in ION Orchard, and it caters to the interests of trendy and book-loving customers alike.

    p/s/s Even though workers only get paid $5 per hour and have to work on weekends as well from 12pm to 9pm, I'm still very desperate to get the job.

    p/s/s/s Honestly right now, I'm just drowning in self-pity.

    Ahhh well, back to the clipboard again.
    Prologue, struck off the list.



    Mega FML.
    Fiannino departed @ 8:15 PM

    Sunday, December 06, 2009
    New Blog. Relink k peeps? ;)



    This is my new blog link and skin. Like it?
    Inspired by Justin Bieber's French Version of "One Less Lonely Girl".
    (i'm not a bieber fanboy nyeheh i just like his voice it's amazing)
    The punks who call him a fag and a gay have obviously never been kids themselves before, because it's not his choice his voice is like that.
    I happen to think he has a nice voice and he uses that well to his advantage.
    People are just jealous of that.
    Given the choice, I myself would've liked to maintain that boy kiddy-girly voice. Man voices are really hard to tame -- only amazing vocalists like Chris Daughtry and David Cook can achieve the sexy man voice which is, in my case, very hard to obtain. Even with practice.
    ;)


    So I've spent like, almost the entire of today just editting this damn blogskin.
    And I'm pretty much sick of HTML codes already.
    Mind you, it wasn't an easy thing because the original version of this blogskin was very very girly.
    Pink sparkles and hearts all over. I've completely purged the pink menace. Hahaha.
    It was the same case for the previous blogskin as well. Mega girly hingga nak mampus terpancut-pancutz.
    It's very unfair how the nicest blogskins are girly and pink.
    Yet again, it's the girls who always come up with the unique and innovative designs.
    The boyish designs are usually based on immature concepts and typical layouts.
    So I guess who am I to say? Hahaha.
    I used to design blogskins but I've stopped and deleted them because I'm very bad at HTML.
    Now, the banner... Took me a good 1 hour to do. And it looks pretty crappy. But who cares, really. As long as I have a banner to fill up that gaping hole up there.


    ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSZX (...)


    Yeah, and I've got something to tell everyone.
    Yesterday, there was a pasar malam (night bazaar) at Tampines Central, and as I was walking to the bus stop heading home from there, I was approached by some leaflet distributor.
    Normally I'd just ignore them and walk away but I felt kind of sympathetic so I thought, "Ah heck, I might as well just take it".
    But as I reached out my hand to grab the leaflet, the salesman suddenly gripped my hand and pulled me over to his booth to check out what he's selling.
    "Ah fuck why did I get myself into this shit again -.-"
    He was apparently promoting some facial cream product. Without my permission, he suddenly rubbed some on my hand and wiped it off. After which he told me to identify the difference.
    Yes I must agree, the cream whitened my skin and I was quite fascinated by it.


    What I didn't like about it was that it seemed very traditional (i hate traditional remedies, it's so superficial and cheap). But as I thought about that, the salesman did something that totally fired me up:
    He started applying it on my right cheek (!)
    Frustrated, I questioned what he was doing in a really upset tone.

    "You've got so many pimples on your face dear, what happened?"
    "Argh, hair chemicals got on my face. Now will you care to explain why..."
    "Oh you go for rebonding ah? Your hair tip is rather curly"
    "...Yes. Why? You have a problem with my hair?"
    "No no it's nice you know. The bonding. How much you do?"

    ARGH I FELL FOR THE ATTENTION-DIVERTING TRICK AS WELL.
    What was wrong with me at that time, man :l
    It was pretty obvious he was buying time for the application.
    The part that really made my blood boil was that he applied it on my face WITHOUT my permission and on my right cheek ONLY.
    (i suspect that it's some sort of salesman tactic to get their customers to buy their products because they've used it halfway and the only way to get the other half is to buy it)
    And mind you, how dare he insult my face! As if his was any better.
    TIP: To find out how effective a product is, look at the salesperson who's selling it to you. If the product is as successful as they claim it is, they should look flawless themselves.


    Typical, typical salesmen. I can never trust them ever again.
    I could have stopped him but I was slow in realizing that he already dipped his fingers in the container of cum-like cream and splatted it on my face in what seemed like an instant.
    And then, after he finished applying and wiped it off, this conversation took place:

    "Ah hensem ah bang ni. Tengok tu minah tu tengok abang. Muka hensem per"
    (You're handsome lah bro. Look that chick's looking at you now. Your face handsome what)
    "Eh? Ape-ape lah. Ada cermin tak?" _l_
    (Really? Whatever. You got a mirror?)

    There was no chick (AKA Minah) even looking at me.
    Even if they did, it was because I looked like an idiot with all that white stuff on my face.
    If he wanted to sweet-talk me into buying that shit... at least do it properly -.-
    What idiot falls prey to such nonsense so easily? Probably those desperate ones or the really "perasan" guys.
    And then, he could see that I looked very upset because I made it really obvious with the stinkeye.
    To make up for it, he offered me one bottle at a discount price.
    Originally it'd cost $15, but he reduced it to $10 because he said I had a cute face.
    (gaydar tingling)
    I couldn't possibly reject his offer after all he did, he totally used reversed psychology on me.


    I took a good look at the mirror, can't believe I'm saying this but I've got to admit that it really does work to some extent.
    He claimed that results will show after a week of constant application.
    So yeah, I bought the product in the end and he gave me his number in case I had any enquiries.
    What I hadn't realized was, he totally sublimated my rage within that instant somehow.
    Darned salesman. He's too good.


    I TOTALLY FELL FOR THOSE OLD TRICKS MANNNNNNN.
    I couldn't believe it myself.
    Walked off the booth with the plastic bag in hand, and right now I feel like a total idiot.
    But since I bought the cream, I might as well use it right? He seemed pretty confident of it anyway. Since he gave me his number and contact details + applied it on my face directly (most salesmen would not dare to without permission).
    If it works, I'll endorse the cream. But if it doesn't, I'll sue them.

    :D


    So I guess this is going to be all for today.
    Tune in next time k.

    p/s, do relink me aite? thanksz ;)
    Fiannino departed @ 10:39 PM