This is my new blog link and skin. Like it?
Inspired by Justin Bieber's French Version of "One Less Lonely Girl".
(i'm not a bieber fanboy nyeheh i just like his voice it's amazing)
The punks who call him a fag and a gay have obviously never been kids themselves before, because it's not his choice his voice is like that.

I happen to think he has a nice voice and he uses that well to his advantage.

People are just jealous of that.
Given the choice, I myself would've liked to maintain that boy kiddy-girly voice. Man voices are really hard to tame -- only amazing vocalists like Chris Daughtry and David Cook can achieve the sexy man voice which is, in my case, very hard to obtain. Even with practice.

;)

So I've spent like, almost the entire of today just editting this damn blogskin.
And I'm pretty much sick of HTML codes already.
Mind you, it wasn't an easy thing because the original version of this blogskin was very very girly.
Pink sparkles and hearts all over. I've completely purged the pink menace. Hahaha.
It was the same case for the previous blogskin as well. Mega girly hingga nak mampus terpancut-pancutz.
It's very unfair how the nicest blogskins are girly and pink.
Yet again, it's the girls who always come up with the unique and innovative designs.
The boyish designs are usually based on immature concepts and typical layouts.
So I guess who am I to say? Hahaha.
I used to design blogskins but I've stopped and deleted them because I'm very bad at HTML.

Now, the banner... Took me a good 1 hour to do. And it looks pretty crappy. But who cares, really. As long as I have a banner to fill up that gaping hole up there.


ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSZX (...)


Yeah, and I've got something to tell everyone.
Yesterday, there was a pasar malam (night bazaar) at Tampines Central, and as I was walking to the bus stop heading home from there, I was approached by some leaflet distributor.
Normally I'd just ignore them and walk away but I felt kind of sympathetic so I thought, "Ah heck, I might as well just take it".
But as I reached out my hand to grab the leaflet, the salesman suddenly gripped my hand and pulled me over to his booth to check out what he's selling.
"Ah fuck why did I get myself into this shit again -.-"
He was apparently promoting some facial cream product. Without my permission, he suddenly rubbed some on my hand and wiped it off. After which he told me to identify the difference.
Yes I must agree, the cream whitened my skin and I was quite fascinated by it.


What I didn't like about it was that it seemed very traditional (i hate traditional remedies, it's so superficial and cheap). But as I thought about that, the salesman did something that totally fired me up:
He started applying it on my right cheek (!)
Frustrated, I questioned what he was doing in a really upset tone.

"You've got so many pimples on your face dear, what happened?"
"Argh, hair chemicals got on my face. Now will you care to explain why..."
"Oh you go for rebonding ah? Your hair tip is rather curly"
"...Yes. Why? You have a problem with my hair?"
"No no it's nice you know. The bonding. How much you do?"

ARGH I FELL FOR THE ATTENTION-DIVERTING TRICK AS WELL.
What was wrong with me at that time, man :l
It was pretty obvious he was buying time for the application.
The part that really made my blood boil was that he applied it on my face WITHOUT my permission and on my right cheek ONLY.
(i suspect that it's some sort of salesman tactic to get their customers to buy their products because they've used it halfway and the only way to get the other half is to buy it)
And mind you, how dare he insult my face! As if his was any better.
TIP: To find out how effective a product is, look at the salesperson who's selling it to you. If the product is as successful as they claim it is, they should look flawless themselves.


Typical, typical salesmen. I can never trust them ever again.
I could have stopped him but I was slow in realizing that he already dipped his fingers in the container of cum-like cream and splatted it on my face in what seemed like an instant.
And then, after he finished applying and wiped it off, this conversation took place:

"Ah hensem ah bang ni. Tengok tu minah tu tengok abang. Muka hensem per"
(You're handsome lah bro. Look that chick's looking at you now. Your face handsome what)
"Eh? Ape-ape lah. Ada cermin tak?" _l_
(Really? Whatever. You got a mirror?)

There was no chick (AKA Minah) even looking at me.
Even if they did, it was because I looked like an idiot with all that white stuff on my face.
If he wanted to sweet-talk me into buying that shit... at least do it properly -.-
What idiot falls prey to such nonsense so easily? Probably those desperate ones or the really "perasan" guys.
And then, he could see that I looked very upset because I made it really obvious with the stinkeye.
To make up for it, he offered me one bottle at a discount price.
Originally it'd cost $15, but he reduced it to $10 because he said I had a cute face.
(gaydar tingling)
I couldn't possibly reject his offer after all he did, he totally used reversed psychology on me.


I took a good look at the mirror, can't believe I'm saying this but I've got to admit that it really does work to some extent.
He claimed that results will show after a week of constant application.
So yeah, I bought the product in the end and he gave me his number in case I had any enquiries.
What I hadn't realized was, he totally sublimated my rage within that instant somehow.
Darned salesman. He's too good.


I TOTALLY FELL FOR THOSE OLD TRICKS MANNNNNNN.
I couldn't believe it myself.
Walked off the booth with the plastic bag in hand, and right now I feel like a total idiot.
But since I bought the cream, I might as well use it right? He seemed pretty confident of it anyway. Since he gave me his number and contact details + applied it on my face directly (most salesmen would not dare to without permission).
If it works, I'll endorse the cream. But if it doesn't, I'll sue them.

:D


So I guess this is going to be all for today.
Tune in next time k.

p/s, do relink me aite? thanksz ;)